YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT MICHAEL CAINE

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

This works on a couple of different levels, because if the Warriors want to talk about a “legacy” people like stories where people climb a mountain to get to the top, not take a helicopter ride to it. What I mean is, the best legacies come from athletes who faced adversity and came out on top. Tyson always crumbled…

1. Fuck the snowflakes.

Durant wasn’t disputing that the call happened, just when it happened. That call actually took place after Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

Either he’s a bitch who flops, or a “dirty” player when he starts to give it back.

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

That’s it? That’s the entire response? He waits days to respond and doesn’t condemn the attacker’s statements or reaffirm that America is a home for everyone?

In Toronto, they call that “The Kessel”

Even though I’m a Habs fan, I truly hope PK wins the Cup then brings it to Montreal, where after visiting a children’s hospital he takes a massive dump on Bergevin’s lawn. Who the fuck trades PK Subban? Montreal, that’s who.

Roger Goodell is probably frothing at the mouth, wishing he had a way to fine Subban over this.

I feel physically ill

Same. My two boys are wonderful. Don’t do it.

Related to the BMW/Audi experience, this was in a Tom McParland post from 2 years ago:

He was a pretty good closer though, he led the league in saves.

Still disappointing though compared to his mentor.

Breaks my heart that an 8yr old would kill himself....

It’s pregame, he’s getting loose. You ever see a fighter dance around to limber up?

Fuck out of here with your Skip Bayless-takes, talkin’ bout “WARMING UP THE RIGHT WAY”.