Well, Frozen and Moana are EVERYWHERE, so yeah, of course she’s down. I don’t know. I have a real soft spot for animated bullshit, minus the maudlin garbaggio and obsession with aging and death (even in films like Toy Story and Wall-E, albeit more subtle), like the pictures from when I was little duffer.

You know what? KIDS dig this shit. They DON’T dig movies like Inside Out. They don’t get it. Or Up. They don’t get that shit. Box office doesn’t reflect it, because parents buy into the Pixar game (I used to be one, but fuck that shit).

Screw you guys, I’m gnoming gnome.

imagine what a piece of fucking garbage amber heard must be??

I also just find Elon Musk and Musk fanboys completely insufferable.

This is for Amber...and also Taylor Swift:

Elon Musk is so strange looking, IMO.

Razzies is annual the pre-Oscar reminder that award ceremonies are meaningless.

The Razzies have always been garbage. They have no interest in actual terribleness and just want to dog-pile on celebrity embarrassments. When they aren’t going after the lowest of low-hanging fruit, they have a deplorable record of confusing ingenuity with incompetence. Remember, this is the organization that…

first off, fuck the razzies for being so short sighted. every year.

I’m not sure why the existence of the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or 5th film ruins your ability to sit back and fondly remember the first.

I used to love the concept of the Razzies. Then I realized that they just nominated the same five or six movies in all the categories, without actually giving any thought to which of them are actually badly acted or badly directed. I mean, just because a movie was terrible doesn’t mean that literally every aspect of…

I’ll defend the full Pirates trilogy. It’s a mess, but it’s a fun mess throughout.

At this point, I mostly find the Razzies and their desperate need for attention tiresome, but in a year with the Snowman, the Emoji Movie, the Bye Bye Man and the Book of Henry all coming out, they at least had some ripe fruit to pick. Instead it’s the same tired Michael Bay/50Shades/what’s the biggest not great movie…

Even with the recent lackluster outings, I think the first POTC movie still holds up. I’d go so far as to say the second one is decent, and the third one isn’t horrible (although admittedly I havent seen it since it was new).

#razziessowhite

Jesus Christ where do i start.

Who cares? I’m tired of all this moral outrage. Can we just get back to living life? If you are so offended, don’t watch it. I miss the days when this was the normal sane response.

All this about Johnny Depp but no issues with Victor Salva?

Not sure why it is anyone’s business to say whether someone deserves to be employed or not. Go see the movie or don’t.