Water is blue?

I need to hear more about this blue water you speak of....

I cringed at that too.

That’s actually pretty awesome

Depp’s shady domestic past be damned, I LOVE this story!

Having worked at Disneyland, this was never a myth. He is well known for doing things like this at random, or wandering the back lot. Once he wandered to the TOY STORY MIDWAY MANIA backstage area and took control of Mr. Potato Head (few know MPH is actually controlled by a cast member) and had him just laugh…

My girlfriend actually got to Ride the pirates of the Caribbean ride with Johnny Depp in the front of the ride with some body guards.

I actually liked it too. I was being sarcastic towards the article.

That’s awesome. He just loves playing that part.

This was really cool though. How was it ruined?

My husband met him years ago at a festival and could only describe him as “charming and wonderful” - and he wasn’t even a fan.

Fun fact - someone I know met Marilyn Manson once, and apparently he was super polite, professional, and had a very funny self-deprecating wit. I was shocked!

I don’t come here to have to google people, Bobby...

They were never married

Wino(na) for life.

Agreed. I don’t care if it’s bougy, I love Klimt. (Probably because my Mom had two prints of The Kiss in her living room.)

Wait, you don't want to talk about how his fame and economic status combined with his age mean he must be taking advantage of her, regardless of whether she can legally consent? Or about how it's ickyyyyyy and seh grehss? (Is that how it works? Is it okay when it's Johnny Depp? I don't know the rules of Jez ;P)

Bracing myself for the onslaught of body-shaming and relationship-shaming comments about Depp and Heard's age gap.