In that moment, Randall stopped owning a Ford Expedition. He picked up his keys, and began gathering the supplies needed to change his status among Apache Junction’s HOA: This is a case of Keystone, a hacksaw, and years of pent up frustration.

Well I do trust Facebook to tell me what my “Breaking Bad” character is, after I reveal the town I was born in & my mother’s maiden name.

Sounds like a perfect candidate for an LS swap. 

How does it rate with the experience available with a Lamborghini boat? Because you can still get those new (well you might, I can’t, my bank would like a word about me even looking at a matchbox version).

I’ve gotta tell you, you haven’t done coke until you’ve done it off a Porsche branded mirror in a Porsche branded plane powered by a Porsche engine.

Tell me more about this neon suit warehouse.

Used GX’s are a terrible idea. They’re overrated, unreliable, and not at all capable off road. Nobody should buy one, and if you already have one, you should sell it. Immediately. Especially if it has had regular maintenance and the larger 90k service items taken care of. Preferably in grey.

David, you are one of my favorites on here, and I say this with much love in my heart, but you wouldn’t know trusty if it bit you in the ass. Perhaps you meant rusty?

I really appreciated the explanation for the spare tire.

E46 is a great car.  Great cars can be let down by poor owners.  This is a shitbox.  Don’t feel guilty. 

Nearly 300,000 miles on a BMW of this era, with all wheel drive?

Yep.

OTOH, your Astro van had a Corvette dash. All depends on perspective!

I own a C5 and I help admin one of the largest C5 enthusiast Facebook groups, so we constantly get questions about what to buy and what to look for.

As long as we have to go to a shared google doc or something to view the results, I’m in.

David’s in Germany

This one is out of his price range

Well, it IS an Alfa...

My guess is that he doesn’t mean people asking him questions about this specific car, but probably gets a lot of questions from lookey-loo’s asking “how many hp” or “fwd or rwd?” without actually pulling up specs on their own. I could see getting annoyed by shit like that.