LOL at the “band album cover photo” heading the article... NAME THAT BAND!

Why does reading a David Tracy article make me feel like I am enabling an addict who needs treatment?

The prototype for the 99 was hidden under a significantly widened 96 body. It was nicknamed the Paddan, which means toad.

This is the right take. Flip it in a week and never even put the title in your name. Only things I would do different is get him down to $1000-1250, and then replace the injector in his driveway right in front of him just as a fuck you for letting the car get like that

Their little-known, long-forgotten competitor, Staab, had no such scruples.

My first thought was a Previa, just because it has a retro-futurey look to it. I feel like a bone stock could be in the original Total Recall and not look out of place.

I Actually really like this take. I’d love to see one of these all customized and star wars’d out. Also, I think it hits that little bit sporty feel. Tom I think had a great pick with the camaro while everyone else picked cars that literally nobody wants to drive. 

As much as I hate the 4-door lumpmobile Charger, even I have to admit it does a damn good job of impersonating a Stormtrooper with incredibly minor changes.

I came here to suggest this very same van.

They sort of pigeon-holed themselves into a Spaceballs car though.

The car hood makes it look compenetrated, while the lower rear wheel archers makes it appear to be squatting. In the woods.

First Generation Toyota Celica.

Mercedes’ estates have always looked like hearses to me, maybe because there are actual E-Class hearses which are not that different.

I bought a wagon with 730hp and my maturity levels drop appreciably while driving it.

I work in tech, this checks out.

Roverhounds often chased their quarry straight into curbs, where the extraordinary approach angle would lead to the hapless victim being high centered, unable to move.

Something is proportionally off with that car. The deep rocker panels give it an overbite.

Nice Price, but No Dice from me.