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Welcome.  As my little league coach used to say to me before I went up to bat, “I don’t care what happens, just don’t fuck it up.”  Ahh, the good old days.

Even Jalopnik staff aren't immune.

It’s Czech for “Jello Picnic”, a European precursor to Cars & Coffee.

In case anyone was unclear, this “stick to cars” is a sarcastic commentary on the “stick to sports” edict that annihilated Deadspin and has lead to such an immense staff turnover at this website. If you think that Jalopnik should stick to cars, please take this moment to punch yourself in the face as hard as…

How about political discussion, when warranted, without polarization?

We only have room for so many pro-pedestrian writers! 

Welcome.  Please use your influence to fix the current Kinja mess.  Also keep things weird here.

Lately I have to refresh every page to get the comments to load for some reason.  I’m running AdBlock on Chrome.

Holy shit look at that diving board that doubles as a rear bumper! I’d rip that thing off post haste. Amazing condition, and even more amazing that someone took that good of care of a 79hp Honda. It’s interesting, brown, and manual, but slow as balls and needs a tuneup.

As a throwback to my youth, it’s charming. As a way to spend six large? Dim the lights and flick the Bic, we’re going to Crackistan. 

This is a work of art and a thing of beauty, but for that kind of money you could buy a car.

The wagon is both more useful and better looking than the regular Pinto.  Just needs a front spoiler.  

I have a bunch of ideas. Most of them not particularly weird. Some easier to do than others. This is probably the weirdest.

I want a lifted/rally 928. The stock suspension can be raised 2". Add on some taller sidewall knobbies and a fabricated skid plate up front, and it’ll be good to go! I’ll likely braze on mounts up front for a rack and use the rack mounting holes under the rear glass too. Something to haul myself to and from the…

A Volvo 240 Wagon’s wheelbase is 104.3"

E9 cue, because “coupe” probably

the Crackiest of Crack Pipes. I have spent far more time fixing these turds than driving them. Plus, if you want America’s historical least reliable light tactical vehicle, you can get them on government auction websites for about $3500.

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