So close... vetted by a Vette vet

Methanol injection is quite common in the aftermarket for turbo vehicles, and is there to cool the charge, not give it a nitrous style boost, like the article implies. The methanol mixture is actually half water.

I submit “Sadwood.”

*shrug*

Oh please. We are the world’s most advanced democracy. We would never elect some tabloid fodder whose biggest achievement is being on some reality TV nonsense.

I am intrigued by your thinking and would like to subscribe to your pamphlet or TouTube channel.

I think you could actually make money with this SRT4.

Just a small hatchback is all I need.

I’d love it if they Wrangler-fied Alfa Romeo.

That’s a handsome carriage.  

Did you see the 404 page on Peugeot’s website? Simple genius.

There are a lot of potential ways this could go... So I’m going to focus only on one brand for now... Chrysler.

Peugeot has a pretty good track record with mid-sized coupes, in an alternate world where coupes are profitable they could use the Alfa Platform to realize a new one, as long as Pininfarina gets to do the styling.

Simca! 

A hellcat or Demon powered Opel sold here in the US, that would be a gigantic middle finger towards GM.

The upside of those headlights? They spawned the funniest paragraph I’ve read this month:

NP - here’s the deal - this isn’t as much a car as it is Art. What’s the value of Art? eye of the beholder and blah blah blah....It’s well executed, as most comments affirm. I’d buy it and have a custom emblem made and call this the FerrDashian - it’s kinda hot, and surely better than it once was - only slightly…

CP at less than half the asking price.

We need to buy the Jalopnik site before GMG gets rid of it....The Venture Capitalists in charge are gonna burn this ish to the ground. Jalopnik has done a lot of good in the world and we have too tight of a community to let these ijits make it disappear....

Don’t you mean a “Cobalt Cobalt” ? :P