I've never heard of a bicyclist car interaction where physics came on the side of the cyclist

And the same hideous shoes. On the upside, the spray tan tells you which ones wash their hands regularly and effectively. I'd let the winner make me a sandwich any day - she washes part way up her forearm.

Okay, but why are they all carrying blown out plastic grocery bags?

And they all look pretty similar physically to the girl above. The one on the end is thinner, but not terribly so.

Hell, y'all, all I know is that this looks WAY too close to the hospital-issue undies they gave me in the maternity ward after having my baby.

This is NOT a "shooting brake"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just because a transmission has a clutch doesn't make it a manual. Torque converters on conventional automatics have a clutch. If you have to beg a computer to grant you permission to use a different gear, then you have an automatic.

Why would you think that either of these SUVs are built on the Jeep Cherokee platform?

cute, but sorry. Once a minion, always a minion.

That cat is like "fuck you all, I was worshiped like a GOD in Egypt! Get me off this wrapping paper tube!".

This has never been more relevant...

I'd personally ask for organic 100% grass-fed, full pasture, and unhomogenized. I demand high quality milk from happy cows with cream on top, damn it!

Hmmm... no Buttermilk? Slackers.

You're onto something.

I was talking to someone from Cadillac at an auto show once about the sad, largely uncompetitive state of Lincoln these days. And you know what? He was bummed about it too. "We wish we had someone to do this American luxury thing with us," he told me. It is kind of a shame they're the only U.S. brand really doing it…

I believe you. I was speaking about the 2005ish WK (IIRC) and the 2nd gen ML.

Well... as if we didn't see this a mile away! Good choice. Frankly having the SRT as a stand alone brand, was among the worst ideas from car manufacturers. These cars are special editions of Dodge/Chrysler! Let's see Chevrolet tell everyone the "Chevrolet Corvette "is now the "Stingray Corvette" or "Stingray…