YASSSSSS (BITTER)QUEEN!

Almost 39 here. Your 30s will be much better than your 20s. You finally stop trying to be an adult & realize you ARE an adult & can do whatever you want. Happy (upcoming) Birthday & rock that aerial yoga! Have a blast!

I LOVE BEING 32!! Thirty was good. Thirty-one was better. Thirty-two is best yet! My twenties were a shitshow and I feel so removed from them. I love getting older!!

Happy early birthday! I’m 41, and my thirties were the start of a truly amazing time in my life. The forties have (so far) been even better. As several people have mentioned, the not-giving-a-fuck starts shortly after the thirtieth birthday and just keeps going from there. I am now officially the mid-life lady that…

Dude! Checking in at 32! It’s been GREAT! There’s so few fucks but so many amazing opportunities. The only negative is that my hangovers are The Worst but also I don’t care as much about alcohol because I just say No to things I don’t want to do and again, fewer fucks.

Your thirties are great. You are finally getting your shit together, and recognizing what you will and will not put up with.

I turned thirty a couple weeks ago and it was like a switch flipping! I chopped my hair off, I’m going through my day with my confidence, I’m on a diet that I’m sticking to for the first time in my life. I’m working on my career. I’m loving thirty ! I’m so jealous of your aerial class! Much more daring than the…

I’ll be 32 next month. The 30s are just like your 20s except you give less fucks and can’t party as hard. It’ll be great!

About to turn 31, loving the shit out of my 30s thus far. The caring less about what other people think (which seemed to happen instantly) is so great

30s are great. You get a big helping of “don’t give a shit.”

Thirty-seven year old here. Your thirties ARE awesome. Others have posted about this before, but once in my thirties I gained a kind of self-confidence and body acceptance that I never expected. Part of it was “fuck it, I’m too tired to care anymore what anyone thinks,” and part of it was honestly just feeling more…

30's are when I really started not giving a fuck about what other people thought (40's are even better for that!). It’s very freeing, and I’ll bet you will grow amazing amounts of confidence in yourself in your 30's!

Excellent choice. I have my holdouts as well. Oh, Aidan Turner, we would be so happy together...

Female track and field is my absolute favourite. For the sheer athleticism, but also the style and individuality the women inject: makeup, temporary gold tattoos, hair done, nails done. Those flowers in her hair are beautiful!

Much love! I don’t know if you want kids, but I never have. When acquaintances pointedly ask me about family planning, I say “I’m barren.” I know that’s petty, but people are rude.

I mean...

*cancels sex date with Sheen*

I quit men and people are so confused by it. The guys I’ve dated have been trash. I should go on a dating site, it will happen when I least expect it, blah blah blah. I’m mid-thirties and southern, so my parents gave up a while ago, bless. Everyone else can STFU.

Never trust Charlie Sheen, and never have sex with Charlie Sheen. FTFY

I’ll spell it out anyway: Never trust anyone, and never have sex.