If I was permanently attired like Rihanna at the Met Gala I’d give no shits or fucks.

If you looked that good, how many shits would you give!

Aren’t the females called peahens?

It’s your body and your right to do what you want with it.

Take out the world political and I’ll buy it.

To me he looks like a ugly, lumpy, stupid version of Odo.

I’m thinking it’ll have tacky, old-timey shit on the walls like Cracker Barrel does, only they’ll have the racist old ads and shit up, too. “It’s not bad, it’s old Americana junk we dug up and copied!”

No, but it will have the best bed bugs. Tremendous bed bugs. American-bred.

OMG YES! I love Blade and he definitely would have been vaporized fast.

Eric looks like a vampire reject from Blade.

Hahaha!

I was thinking more this

Who knew when he said he wanted to “Make America Great Again” he just meant making it into a hotel chain?

“There is no political thought to it”

They’ll have hot and cold tapps in every room.

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

But it will have an overactive ICE machine.

Complimentary breakfast is a Ziploc bag filled with Sunny D and a burnt sirloin doused in ketchup and cocaine.

It will, but it will be Russian themed.