“my aunt refused and said she wouldn’t make them share if they didn’t want to”

the least bad option?

*summit

Because it’s a very easy (and PR friendly) move to co-chair a submit and commit to ambiguous policy promises whilst the UK government are simultaneously engaged in selling arms to the most repressive/despotic states , where women are the victims of sexual violence

It’s so frustrating - it reminds me of the numerous talking heads/political pissing contests after the death of Margaret Thatcher, who all deflected genuine discussion of her policies/legacy by reverting to the tedious “But, as a woman, we must all respect her, because....woman”

i miss shag pile carpets.

ALL the time.

I have an idea: stuff the queen, keep the money.

And believe me - whilst in today’s more enlightened times it might not be forced on you most of the time, after having children (outside of most metropolitan capitals, that is) , you get the same vitriol/eye-rolls/assumptions you are a ‘failed woman’ if you can’t bake a perfect birthday cake , sew buttons back on or…

You can thank all the inbreeding for that.

“Gizzie Erskine’s dress is literally bleeding into the carpet, save her.”

What a terrifying idea - the father who refuses to die

So for you ‘god’ is a benevolent,omnipresent creator? (always watching, sitting back with folded arms whilst the world weeps, as Hitchens famously said) What is the function of god without the power to intervene? I am honestly not being snide here, I am just curious because I hear this a lot and never get the chance…

What so many filmmakers don’t grasp is that if you decide to take on stereotypes, you have to actually a) be funny, which is very hard to do unless you reflect on your own assumptions critically and cleverly (way beyond most people’s abilities), but therefore b) if you are portraying an individual not from your…

I once went out with a guy who used to make so many offensive, cruel jokes about women. He would ‘defend’ his misogyny by saying that those who didn’t laugh just didn’t appreciate the subtlety of his ‘irony’.

I meant please not like ‘Puhr LEASE# EYEROLL’, but as in ..

Exactly - its so paradoxical that fundamentalist christians (in common with other orthodox religions the world over) crave ‘THE END OF TIMES’™ they claim to fear...

AND OF COURSE any and all clips from the mighty boosh (a show that really is ONLY watchable/ funny if you are stonged right off your own wang...)

Warning: this will get stuck in your head (Once I had it on a loop for three hours because I couldn’t find my own hands...)