Makes sense. when I’m depressed and crying in front of the mirror the thing I want most is to be erased from existence.

That’s good to hear. I’m from New Hampshire. All of these Massholes should stick together and not infect the rest of us!

He was experimenting! Don’t put a label on it!

Right? You can find any opinion you want on twitter if you actively look for it. What the fuck does that prove?

Can you link a source that isn’t referencing a joke she made on a late night show?

No, I like being taller than the person I’m dating. I just prefer they are above my knees. So, Kit is out.

Can you link to one that isn’t referencing a joke she made on a late night show?

Is it true that 98% of men from Massachusetts are asshole drunks? Sure. Nobody is debating that. But I don’t think it’s true of Chris Evans.

Sweet comeback, bro.

Where the fuck did I say that?

I’ve heard this on here multiple times but the only source I can find is on Jimmy Kimmel when he asked how she got her kids’ names she joked “I don’t know... Polanski?” And then gave an alternate explanation.

He should be ashamed of his body. Anyone over seven years old should be ashamed of that tiny body.

I am now 100% convinced you cheat on your spouse. It’s the only explanation for all this crackpot stuff you are projecting on me.

This article is literally about a chapter in her book where she says she was emotionally invested in Chris Pratt and pursued him before she divorced.

Given that she’s already in a relationship with Michael Barrett and it is serious enough that they’ve been spotted out with her son it seems fairly likely that cycle repeated itself. And she had someone on the hook before she officially ended it with Pratt, too.

Given proportions he’d need a loaned dick for me to feel anything anyway.

Objective doesn’t mean what you think it does. And I’m not remotely convinced Kit Harrington isn’t shorter than Peter Dinklage anyway.

I will never understand how people find him hot in the first place. He is like 5'3" and he looks like a pouty five year old when he doesn’t have facial hair.

This is extreme but there is totally truth underneath.

Can you name a case of a guy winking at a woman at work and then having to call a lawyer?