then shame on the collective us

Muskrat might shamelessly flip-flop, but I don’t see Prosecutor Harris letting him keep his security clearance after learning about his years of secret phone calls with Putin.

Elon Musk is a fascist.

Fair enough, but as John Oliver pointed out in this week’s Last Week Tonight, America doesn’t have enough jails to imprison one million illegals, let alone all the ones Trump wants to jail and deport. Where are they going to put all the Americans who don’t comply with Project 2025?

Mr. Musk is seeking a path that doesn’t involve Federal & State charges for:

So what does he want? Even less safety at his already shitty factories? Whatever.

I told myself something. If trump wins and he starts up with that “project 2025" shit? If he gets to break laws and get away with it then we should follow his example. Pass bullshit laws? Ignore em’. And if enough of us do it they can’t…

musk is a fucking POS and you should never give him any of your hard earned money.

Make sure we officially cancel all the government contracts first. That way they collapse in value, so we can buy them cheap in the nationalization deal.

Plus imagine a world where Cybercabs are just left in random parking lots, on sidewalks, in alleys and in other people’s driveways when not in use. Like the whole electric scooter sharing craze – with scooters left laying on lawns and sidewalks – only lots more of them gumming up more important arteries. I’d give it a…

I sooo want this to cost him his security clearance. And his citzenship too.

So, he went from:

You don't. You formulate an exit strategy. 

I think not paying a hitman is a civil case, not criminal.

Here’s an option for you, stay the fuck away from Jalopnik if you can’t bear the way it is.

I feel like the illegal part wasn’t the paying, but the promise to pay (in exchange for registering to vote for “someone” *wink*).

It’s funny how quickly we went from joking about this exact thing to finding out it’s true.

My friend’s neighbor has a yard sign that says something like “I’d rather vote for a felon than a jackass”. It’s shit like that that makes you just want to give up sometimes. How can you help people who are working so hard against their own interests?

I’ve been saying for years Musk is just Trump with a different education. Did not see them teaming up as I figured the Muskrat was too ‘silicone valley’. Wow, was I wrong.

People generally don’t like it when other people owe them money without paying up

I mean, this is the same person whose charitable organization had to pay a fine for not spending the minimum amount of money required for it to be considered a charitable organization. These people handed over their contact information and were actually expecting to be paid?