thegobhoblin
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I can think of one person Tesla could get rid of that might actually cause their sales to increase significantly.

I think workforce reduction is the right choice for Tesla.  If they get rid of just one of their executives (and his overcompensation package), they can reduce their business expenses by more than 50%.

Hobbling the Supercharger team just before they’re supposed to start supporting other manufacturers. What a shocking move.. For someone who likes money so much he sure makes a lot of decisions that hurt the bottom line. You’re going to get paid for every vehicle that uses your charger network. Most people that are

There’s one trick I can think of for Tesla to save 56 billion dollars....but Elon won’t like it. 

He’s turning into the Elon of this generation.  Edison was a Prick, Ford was one two.  Elon is blazing a new trail by being richer and more pricker than either.

No, he’s pretty clearly the henry ford of our generation- Smart enough to invest in a legitimately smart idea and capitalize on it, dumb enough to wreck his legacy with dumb-ass antisemitism and conspiracy theories.

Edison was a better businessman .

It’s coming” is a pretty vague statement. Right now there are so many variables that I don’t see full self-driving for a couple of decades.

How about instead of laying off the Supercharger team? - spin them off, do an IPO, Tesla gets cash, the rest of the world gets the charging network unconnected to the Musk. Win Win Win - except for the part that makes Elon richer. 

Tesla C’est Moi.

-Elon Musk

Musky like most other billionaires is a deadbeat.

Porn.  Is there anything it can’t do?

I’m nude right now.

Wait until people find out where the Muppets got Mah Na Mah Na from!

Dude, everyone knows that human cocks cannot withstand the glory of angel pussy. Where did you study theology? 

Definitely not, but now I want to watch “Snuff” from 1976 which is so clearly faked but still had folks up in arms back then.

I think people that whinge about being cancelled should be taxed.

Why won’t anyone let them just ask disingenuous questions? They just want to experience others’ points of view, that’s all.

The comedy that made him famous is still funny. He’s the one who’s changed.

This reminds me of something Alexandra Petri posted on twitter: “chancel culture is getting out of hand! everywhere you look people reserving part of a church for the clergy and choir and separating it from the nave by steps or a screen.”