I’ve never wished more that Graham Chapman was still alive. He absolutely would have been able to explain to these other guys the difference between “mindless good taste” as Cleese described at his funeral and just common decency.

Every right-wing blowhard says some variation of ‘If someone can say they’re a gender, then I’m x’ and think it’s the most mind-blowing, Voltairian, definitive takedown of modern gender ideas and the greatest piece of satire that the world has ever seen, when instead it merely demonstrates why there aren’t more…

Canceled by

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS 
 6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS 
 142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS 
 14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)  REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON 
 76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY 
and  TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

*smacks Cleese with a small fish*

You take that star, you beautiful bastard.

I’ll bet that he hasn’t even consulted with the Cambodian embassy about becoming a citizen!

“In all seriousness I think there’s at least a 50% chance Musk swoops in to turn this into ‘Original Programming for X’ or some other such fate.”

There’s so much I really don’t understand, like: how the impeccable idea of ‘Let’s all be kind to people’ has been developed in some cases ad absurdum,”

A cancellation once bit my sister’s møøse.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

Those responsible for canceling the cancellation special have been canceled.

I didn’t finish the movie because it was bored, but after several scenes of going to a place and talking to someone, I suddenly realized that there was only like 20 minutes of movie left somehow.

Hey, one of those guys they got was a girl.

It bothers me that in Part 1 (I’m not going to bother with Part 2) the shirt-off guy always has his shirt off. It was fine when he was a slave working outside all day but after he’s freed he goes on a spaceship, into a town, in a hangar, etc and still no shirt. It’s just so impractical and he’s probably cold. Is he…

Nice!

This village is a multi-million dollar installation! They can’t make that kind of decision, they’re just grunts!

2 hours and 15 minutes of getting the band together.  I have had worse naps

No you are confused,  this movie doesn’t have a boobie shaped space ship,  just vagina shaped jump points

Staz Nair should be in a Star Wars movie and be named Staz Nair