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Somebody who drives a car while drunk and gets into an accident is misusing that product. Cars aren’t meant to be driven into other cars, or pedestrians, or trees. A gun is designed to do harm, it is designed to do immense trauma to living things. Someone who uses a gun to shoot a person is using it for its intended

I feel like this is yet another way that they’re just telling people, “Hey, you know what? You should just pirate more.”

1. They have the DVDs, and I pay them money automatically. Why, oh why, cannot we still have the same relationship? AOL still sells dial-up internet access. Just let us all die off slowly.

This is a bad thing. I live in a rural area, and although I have access to streaming and cable etc, some friends of mine do not. And they’ve relied on the Netflix DVD plans for a long damn time.

My kid dressed up as Herbert West last Halloween -- most people in their high school did not get it.

False equivalency, you insincere fuck. You don’t give a shit about any of this unless you can find something a black person did to make you feel better about the hate that’s in your little shriveled white dick.

Yeah, i agree, your head is definitely up something.

Leslie Nielsen was playing against type in Airplane.  He was known for more serious stuff before that movie.  If anything Creepshow was just a return to form.

Gremlins: still amazed over how Spielberg managed to talk this movie down from an “R” rating!

Re-Animator is WAY the fuck better than it had any right to be.

Even though I grew up in the 80s and 90s, it’s not until recently that I started to really appreciate horror. I was the young kid who would run out of the room while we all watched The Wizard of Oz, Ghostbusters, or even the “Thriller” music video. So I can’t say I was really eager to jump into Nightmare on Elm Street

Tenebrae (along with a lot of other Dario Argento films around that time) is excellent. See it as soon as you can (make sure it’s not the butchered US cut!).

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If the film had been as good as the trailer, Shocker would be up there.

My only complaint was going to be that The Thing was probably going to be too low, but #2 behind The Shining I can’t complain about. I’d probably have it #1 on my list, but that’s a minor quibble — Halloween if it were in the 1980s would obviously make the top-2 and I’d have to make a hard call...

I had a similar issue, but it was for The People Under The Stairs, which was early 90s.

Amanda Donohoe. Wow. Great (but extremely silly) film.

I always LOVED Phantasm lol.  Funny enough I have seen every movie in the list except Tenebrae, most more than once.

I will always have a soft spot for Lair of the White Worm. I was also going to complain about the lack of Phantasm, but it turns out that actually comes from the very end of the 70s.

I’m just glad Bojack is no. 1 (and that GLOW is there)

Well, Bojack Horseman is in the right place, I won’t quibble about the rest.