A wise-cracking, whip-toting sperm and his adventures through the jungle.

I live in Little Rock. Our incumbent mayor won last night even though our murder rate this year is higher than it was during Banging in the Rock days. Mayor Scott ran against Toyota dealership owner Landers who ran on a tough on crime platform and had the backing of the Fraternal Order of Police. Mayor Scott has been…

A Brave and the Bold style Aquaman going around in a Winnebago with his family?

And he’s only in his underpants! 

Momoa to sit an exam he hasn’t studied for and also his teeth are falling out.

There was ALMOST a Lobo TV show , as at one point he was a character in Krypton ( the vaguely Superman themed prequel that maybe 3 people watched) , and was being set up for a spin off. Emmet Scanlan did a pretty good job on playing him . Useless fact is Scanlan played The Spectre ( or rather the guy who would become…

He’s probably referring to Aquaman V Black Adam: Dawn of Sure, This May As Well Happen

As much as they tried to make a deal, they just couldn’t put it together.

Not young enough. It’s time for Past Life Indiana Jones. Before he was Indy, he was a 13th century French peasant who the local Duke had put in charge of a herd of goats. Thrill as he watches them in a pasture for hours on end, then goes back to his hovel. Gasp as the goats produce slightly above average cheese. Be…

Go younger. Indiana Jones Babies. And “Panama Hat” and Belloq are neighboring children who keep taking his stuff despite his protests of “That belongs in my toybox!”

Okay, I have an elevator pitch. What if you do it Indy’s early days. Maybe, call it Young Indiana Jones?

Oh no! Did Lego tell them to hit the bricks?

Here’s some money. Go make a Star War.

It’s a Star War. He might make a Star War.

Because this article was not an AV Club movie review it DID include where and when we can find and watch the movie. 

I still think that Craig should use a different accent in each movie and no one comments on it.

American capitalism has raped Latin America for a century, that’s much more offensive.

“I never thought they would comedy at me” sobs guy who tweeted “Comedy is legal again.”

Tears don’t come out of penises, friend.

I fucking wish anyone was actually a communist, it’d be a different conversation but alas