thegobhoblin
The Gob Hoblin
thegobhoblin

I give it a week before some meddling kids bring this whole operation down.

Clancy Brown? Aw hell yeah!

It just wasn’t the same without Tartakovsky.

What's this!? That bombastic birdbrain the Penguin back to bamboozle the bourgeoisie of the bustling burg of Gotham City!?

Tight tights. We roam around the Kingsroad looking for fights!

Supreme Leader Schmuck: Listen up, assholes! We have a bold new plan to conquer the galaxy. And that plan is [timpani plays dramatically] the same plan we tried thirty years ago!

When I was a child I thought Spaceballs was one of the greatest comedies ever made. When I reached maturity I thought Spaceballs was one of the worst comedies ever made. When I achieved wisdom I realized Spaceballs is on of the greatest comedies ever made.

At this point I could go for Spaceballs 3: The Last Cash Grab.

Yes. Toasty ones.

Eggsactly!

This is exactly the kind of synergy L’eggs needs to return to the top of the hosiery game.

As a fan of processed meats and filler well packed into an animal’s entrails, I want to see it and see it again.

Especially when Ariana Grande shows up instead.

And even that displays more grace, dignity, and respect than Depp brought to the role.

Never put salt in your eyes.

(one of three orifices)

Money.

Hold on, slow down. There was a script?

I'm just talking 'bout Taft.

They say that cat Taft is a bad mother...