Alright, Professor Knothead.

I remember seeing that with my parents while visiting home one summer. It’s a solid western. Less solid was the couple sitting behind us who felt the need to narrate the movie.

“New England? You’re going back to old England!”

Whenever POCCU isn’t on screen the audience should be asking “Where’s POCCU?”

Ah ha!

Yes, and I believe it’s some sort of hovercraft.

He didn’t ask to be the hero of Kinja Caffeine Spiders. The Kinja Caffeine Spider’s demanded it!

The Critic taught us life’s most valuable lesson. “If the movie stinks, just don’t go.”

It’s since been taken down, but near the start of the pandemic Maurice LaMarche recreated the Rosebud Frozen Peas bit in live action and it was phenomenal.

I don’t have a comment right now so I’m just going to throw up this picture of Duke Phillips on a horse.

It is so peculiar to live in a place and a time wherein Dune is the hottest property in all media.

And one heck of an episode of American Playhouse!

Despondent? Datspondent? She’s just all around spondent!

I got the news Roger had passed from a friend and fellow film nerd. It was around 1:30am at the exact moment I was going to go upstairs and get to bed. Instead, I put on the MST3K episode “Teenage Caveman.” I know Roger had a contentious relationship with that show, but that episode was the first time I saw a Roger…

My comment predates that article. I’m glad it’s up, though.

I love Skeet Fagen!

In other news Hollywood legend Roger Corman passed away at 98, leaving behind and inescapable pop culture legacy. In ages past his death would have garnered a week of tributes, retrospectives, criticism, interviews, and MST3K episode roundups on this website. Now all it gets is a comment on a article about Glee.

“Hey Joost, 1984 David Byrne called. He wants his suit back.”

The movie is the grift!