Because it didn’t happen. It didn’t even get a pilot.

That was when you saw only one set of comments.

Here here! And soon to be there there.

Wealthy parents and an unjust tax code.

I hope they have an adequate supply of gin and tonic.

I was heartbroken hopping on to The A.V. Club this afternoon to find comments not only disabled but outright removed. I'm going to miss what used to be my online hangout spot.

Only the animated series was real. The movies were dramatizations of actual events the animated Ghostbusters were a part of.

It was so good they realized they didn’t need to make any more.

Kind of like the scarecrow in that classic children’s story.

Frank Stallone!

Don't you dare disparage the Muppets! 

If this article was about Jay-Z I could post a quip about how we now know what at least one of his 99 problems are, but this article is not about Jay-Z so the quip is moot.

And it had diverged from the book series so heavily there was no telling where it was going.

Back in the nineties I was in a very famous TV show.

“It took us weeks of negotiations to get Lexington Steele to agree to play the anvil, and now you want to cut his big scene!?”

1999, when Freaks and Geeks was on the air.

In a shocking twist, XHamster purchases Paramount+ after Pornhub faces backlash for writing off Coyote vs. FKME for tax purposes.

So long as John Goodman plays The Monster From Across The Street in the post credits scene I'll be happy.