We got a regular Bill “Shecky” Nye over here!

Year, there’s American Samoa, Guam, the Northern Mariana Islands, Puerto Rico, and the Virgin Islands

Cheese, Pepperoni, Mushrooms, and Extra Cheese.

In this version Uncle Iron fucks. Consistently and thoroughly.

I'm starting to think the nobility isn't really noble at all.

I want Nick in all the Marvel movies. And I mean all of them. Put him in the Power Pack movie!

Byron Denniston will be devastated when he gets wind of this.

Steel only glows red when the battery is low. That's basic science.

Ken-ergy is fetch.

They’re for Dr. T.

In a just world we’d get new News Wipe, Games Wipe, and TV Wipe specials every year.

Zaslav just Zaslaved his own Zaslav!

Metallo would have at least had a personality and maybe a few taunts to get Superman riled.

“You shrugged off the hug, Jerry.”

Sad and traumatically mortified are two distinct emotional states.

Well the suits start coming and they don’t stop coming!

As someone who was raised Methodist, I got a good belly laugh out of this one. It's funny because it's true.

You guessed it!