So do I! Also, if The Onion merch store starts selling this shirt I expect a cut. Let’s say 15%.

He damn well better be and he damn well better be voiced by Steve Buscemi!

Pit-Pat

Yes! Thank you for noticing. I just had them done and...oh. you were talking to the Caffeine Spider.

It's going to be difficult for him to enter a plea because every time he starts talking he falls backwards into a display rack full of thimbles.

If Richard Belzer taught us nothing else, he taught us that everything is a conspiracy.

Not existing before my birth pisses me off to no end. I missed out on a lot.

Death on Schwarzenegger: YOU WILL COME AROUND ON THIS SUBJECT IN THE END.

People cosplay as Batman all the time.

Good name/comment synergy.

Sir, this is a Milliways.

One of the last new A.V. Club features from before the dark times. It was a weekly-ish roundup of podcasts worth listening to.

I assumed Icecube Head was holding out for points on the back end.

My own personal Podmass, Lasertime’s Worst of Stephen King.

Hey, remember the A.V. Club’s Podmass? I can’t let this slideshow pass without endorsing Lasertime’s Best of Stephen King episode.

Thank you! We’re gawrsh darn cute together.

Yes. Since losing his wife he has taken comfort in my arms. It’s all in the short How to be a Widower.

Gungans N Rodians