thegobhoblin
The Gob Hoblin
thegobhoblin

“Gravitas” is the name of Bond’s dick.

“It still doesn’t all totally make sense or feel completely satisfying.”

As long as Harvey Danger gets a big check I don’t care.

That’s the way to do it!

Ironically it's the Empire's version of the N.A.A.F.I.

“Me-sa resortin’ to cabbinalism!”

Theft of intellectual property is still theft regardless of whether or not the owner still owns it after the theft. If I took your car without your permission and drove it around for a while and got paid to give people rides in your car and then returned that car to you I still stole your car.

Get your hand out of there.

My money's on three jawas standing on each other's shoulders.

I remember back when HBO stood for Hots & Beastmaster Only 

It's Mara Jade under that helm.

To be fair, on the grand list of all the Empire’s crazy schemes that can’t be more than the 27th craziest thing they’ve ever tried.

Grogu needs a “this is the way” button.

But enough about Ricky Gervais.

Human progress gave us the machine gun, tar in cigarettes, and social media. It’s not all that great.

Good P.R., a reality show about Paulie’s robot staging a comeback, premieres on Tubi this summer!

Either that or he wants to share the secret to getting free money.

Because everything about him is so godamn twee and weird I assume 27 is her actual name.

That’s what I do. I sit, and I watch things.