He let Scar slide because of all the tax cuts.

At Linda McCartney’s memorial service the surviving Beatles came together to perform “Let it Be” in her honor, and the story goes that the moment they started playing what was meant to be a very personal tribute to Linda, everyone in attendance joined in, unbidden, like it was a singalong. As a result, the Beatles…

Gotta save something for the sequel. The sequel to Kong on Broadway, of course.

You can break up Warner Media and Discovery, but Kabletown will just buy them both up.

I call him Mr. Nibbles.

It’ll be mentioned in the eulogy at his closed casket funeral. There won’t be a boy in the casket, however. Once the mandrills are done with him there won’t be anything left to bury.

As the Emperor has foreseen.

It is, because sex is exhausting.

Not enough /

“Well excuUUuuuse me, princess!”

How about a big problem?

Give Star Sanctions more time!

The Empire Strikes Blecch.

The biggest takeaway from the event? There will be more Star Wars.

To paraphrase Matt Besser, “Sympathy For The Devil? That’s the song a cop would pick!”

Rey deserves a better sendoff. I hope she gets it. I'm not sure if I'll be watching when it happens, but I hope it happens nonetheless.

Access confirmed!

A joke about The Pest will illicit more laughter than a joke in The Pest, so fire away.

Sebastian and Ursula are also getting a duet where they argue the finer points of contract law before a judge, who I think is going to be a CGI manatee played by Harvey Fierstein, who rules on the validity of the voice/legs agreement in accordance with due process.

People the mafia throw into the sea with cement shoes.