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If we work our way backwards to dragons vs. dinosaurs it’ll be worth it.

Chickens, mostly.

The window between enjoyable animated movies and their insufferable remakes is shrinking. By 2031 scientitians predict animated movies will premiere straight to streaming services while the remakes receive wide theatrical release on the same day.

Except Musk.

O ye’ll tak’ the high road, and I’ll tak’ the low road,
And I’ll be in Scotland afore ye, muthafucka!

Samuel L. Jackson is bringing his classic look from The Caveman’s Valentine back, baby!

It would be received in a whiskey tumbler.

Is this going to turn out to be AMC's April Fool's prank for this year?

Me accidentally smashing my genitals between two coconut halves but not wanting to blow the take in the foley booth so I just power through it?

*capuchin in a little suit reaction take*

Wait a minute. These people aren’t friends. They aren’t friends at all!

Oh no you don’t! I’m not falling for this sting again.

And Bobby Moynihan as Captain Manzini!

Clayface: The Origin of Batman’s Face

I hope he keeps it modest.

You can read all about Mr. Kent in Matt Murdock's latest article!

Mamma Mia! That’s a sciency meatball!

I’ll allow it, but be careful Councilor.

There’s a great rise & fall movie to be made about Sierra.