Harley is known for her composure and understated couture, so I have to give them props for fully embracing the source material.

We did it! I don’t know what we did, but we did it!

I was gonna counter sue, but then I got high

Does the Pope wear the tallest hat?

The gap between the A.V. Club comments and Twitter continues to grow. We're winning the social media war, fellow commenters!

*slow but enthusiastic applause in lieu of a star*

NBC, you ignorant slut!

It doesn't come up much, but beskar is one of the most absorbent substances in the galaxy.

In Dimension 3762 Pitt can’t get you! Wow, what a relative position on the transfinite curve of the multiverse!

Alternate Headline:

Michaevatar: The Last Fassbender

Hachi-machi!

Take a tip from Prey and just have one xenomorph in an interesting time/place.

Nancy Meyers is no intern. She knows making movies isn’t the holiday a lot of people think it is. It’s complicated, and when the creative preasure is on something’s gotta give. But in the end she’ll do what she always does and deliver a film that’s what women want. The parent trap. Father of the bride part 3.

Mr. Mind’s last known photograph.

Cavill’s Superman returns again?

You mean without *scabies*.

Good Burger 2 is the film that dares to answer the question “Are we still all dudes?”

My father gave the same speech at my wedding.

This is the way.