Why don't you think anyone cares what you want?

That’s because it was the Boy Scouts. Scouting is the one exception to the Addams Family’s unconditional love and support.

I get the sense that the creators of the show had a magical school show they couldn’t sell, then somehow got into a position to graft the Addams Family to their premise and shazam, we got Wednesday.

54 years old if you go back as far as the novel. One could argue The Time Machine by H.G. Wells from 1895 is the Ur example.

I accept your apology.

Poorly said.

Well said!

You can't refute a statement no one made.

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Called it! Not happy about it, but called it.

There is never enough eye gouging in these kinds of shows.

Hermaphrodites that are part of a species’ overall reproductive strategy are not mutations. Congratulations on knowing human beings are not microorganisms.

There are more than two sexes. Many species are hermaphroditic and some species include males, females, and hermaphrodites in their reproductive strategies. The microorganism tetrahymena thermophila has seven sexes.

Death by chocolate isn’t nearly as pleasant as it sounds.

I wouldn’t call cannibal cults trendy. They’re foundational to the entire post-apocalyptic sci-fi genre.

I recommend the BBC replace Strike with the 1947 classic Glenn Ford movie 200 Miles to Oregon.

They’ll wait for the 3rd Avatar to shower it with Oscars like they did with Lord of the Rings.

To compete with The Last of Us, the producers of the Academy Awards telecast will release virulent spore clouds into the theater.

I got a crossover for ya! Crisis on Infinite Girths!

Counting down until Musk loses even more money trying to buy the production company making the documentary then proves he doesn’t know how to run that either.