The middle 3rd will be Book of Boba Fett season 1.7?

Typically people offhandedly make that assumption commonly.

I am more optimistic than cautious about this development.

Everyone knows the real money is in theme parks based on directors.

What did you do with my jacket? I want it back.

Rowling thinks she’s a Hermione, wishes she was a Minerva, but is actually a Dolores.

The whole cave loves Flint Neanderthal, a lovely neanderthal that fashions tools from flint!

Spaussussy, as the kids call it.

They’re Tarkin our jorbs!

This was a perfect opportunity to re-canonize the dreaded space pirate Gir Kybo Ren-Cha. And yet they didn’t. Points off, I say!

I know what they were doing. They were crushing mad puss in Space Tijuana!

Alternate Headline: Pine Opines on Darling’s Dim Shine

A Sheeran of Unfortunate Events

I’ve worked the kind of job where people got disciplined for selling something a few minutes early/late. It absolutely sucks. We want to sell the thing! But selling the thing can fuck us over if you turn out to be a secret shopper.

Why do we watch Falling Down, Bruce?

Howdy!

They were warned a beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct. But would they listen?

Presumably she would, but then again . . .