I still have my bootleg copy of Itchy & Scratchy meets Fritz the Cat.

Don’t act like you don’t know what jacket!

Misty Mundae is due for both a reboot and a legacy sequel despite the fact that she is a human being and not a movie. Either way, unpack the tarp!

It’s never too soon for that.

No we’re not. Go to bed.

Yes it is. Go to bed.

He was a constant presence in entertainment and had a great sense of humor about his own career. I love that conspiracy theory standup special he did back in the late 90s. The Belz will be missed.

A disclaimer or forward addressing potentially objectionable language and content would be both a just and fair way to handle the issue. I wonder if that was even considered.

That’s one of the articles that made me fall in love with The Onion! Thank you for sharing it.

Whatever you do, don’t let them get Kipling’s Jungle Book confused with Conrad's jungle book!

She's being Phase Fived.

They’re planning for the franchise’s future. It’s easier to make sequels into perpetuity when the next generation of heroes is front loaded into the existing generation of films.

I’d buy that one. It’s a lesson kids, parents, and educators need to learn.

“All rise for our national anthem!”

And aspiring misanthropic children’s authors who use modern, inclusive language in tune with modern sensibilities continue to go unpublished. Way to go, publishers.

“We're going to keep trying until we get it wrong!"

I’d love to buy some valium from a park employee in a Dr. Mario costume.

A Mufasa prequel? I certainly hope we learn how Scar got his scar.

And might I add...