My money is on Ron Jeremy, who back then I could see the show trying to court as a guest star.

Bounty Hunting in Real Life: Shlubby guys doing freelance skiptracing for bond agents.

I could go for this. Also, what about a Suicide Squad with one Waller in charge and another Waller on the team due to some multiversal or cloning shenanigans?

Televised award ceremonies don’t exist to celebrate excellence or achievement in a field. They exist to make the industry that profits off that field look legitimate and important. And for advertising. Sweet, sweet advertising.

Televised award ceremonies don't exist to celebrate excellence or achievement in a field. They exist to make the industry that profits off that field look legitimate and important. And for advertising. Sweet, sweet advertising.

There's nothing funny about eyeing lemon drink!

If this was written by a human and had some intent behind it this whole bit could be part of a great satire of 90s standup. Kind of like that old Eddie Pepitone bit where he would would start telling a joke with a homophobic setup but then deliver a punchline that was a biting takedown of homophobia.

It gave us Midsize Sedan and that's gotta count for something.

I have follow-up questions. What’s a spider-man and how can it turn off darkness?

Also, several adjoining counties are now without phone service or electricity. And I hope that truck wasn’t delivering insulin or anything else people need to live.

But it's the least you could do.

And other heroic actions like letting his father and who knows how many other people get sucked up by a tornado and impaling a union trucker’s rig on some telephone poles.

Yes, and you call the kiss steamy despite the fact that it's obviously grilled.

Announcer: You're watching Fox!

Absolutely. A drama is the kind with one hump.

Play squid games, win squid prizes.

It’s right between the shmanky-shmank and the hooba-joob.

This indignity took me from hoy-ti-toy straight to Hy-Ti-Ty!