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HAHRUGH!?

Time for Tor be in movie!?

He's got a big ol' bullum head.

I’m pretty sure his sister Dot did, if only to tease him.

Man, I wish I was making 90s money.

According to reports her salary was vahrre niiice.

My sex dungeon. You're invited. Bring a friend if you like.

The brightest candle burns burns twice as fast, which doesn't apply to any version of Firestarter.

Are we sure Zaslav isn't the Anti-Monitor?

It's all thin and twisty, like a duck's.

This is a weird Carnac bit, but let's see where it's going.

Counterpoints. Yes it is and no it isn't.

How To Use Dating Apps. Goofy swipes right so hard he falls out a window. It writes itself!

Rafiki is an Osamu Tezuka character. He'll be on next year's list.

What about subtitling the next one A Glow Season Four Mystery?

What if we spelled it B0n0it B7anc?

Or trampled by elephants and then stepping on a rake.

In Zimbabwe that's called a Tuesday morning.