Ladies, I’m loving and agreeing with all the Keanu posts, but where are the pictures?? It’s time someone else started having a good week besides our dickhead president.

Keanu is my perpetual crush. If he’s actually a shit, please don’t tell me.

Well, just came out of the 11:30 3D screening at Disney Springs.

I cannot imagine anyone who hears about a new MCU movie and thinks, “Well, I’d better check those Rotten Tomato scores before I buy a ticket.”

 “But no one told me that the quote-unquote “loss” of that pre-baby body can be freedom. That you don’t realize how much you are imprisoned by your relative bodily proximity to, and striving toward, a mainstream ideal until you decidedly “lose” your ability to perform some piece of that ideal.”

Yep. People at that level can skip taxation and move straight to beheading. 

Ugh my hormonal cystic acne is probably at its worst right around my period, which is also when my cheese/ice cream cravings kick into high gear. Fuck it, I’ll wear a bag over my head.

That actually seems like a practical approach. I like how she talks about not slipping into disordered eating, or being too rule oriented and to remember that food should be pleasurable.

For those who are curious about her dairy bit:

I can’t say anything that hasn’t already been said about domestic violence and how we continue to fail to take it seriously enough  

I also think if you did something stop-motion, you could integrate what was actually scary about those stories (the illustrations) and also keep it engaging for all audiences.

Yaaaassss Loan, yaaaaassss.

Foggy just has this crazy chemistry with everyone he interacts with and I don’t think it was a coincidence that the funniest storyline the show has done yet involved Foggy.

What, no love for Foggy Nelson?

I loved the way they hinted in Rey’s practice that she really is more comfortable with the staff. And while I know some will howl “Noooo!” if it happens, I would really like to see he fashion her own double-bladed lightsaber.

In that moment, all things were possible. You figured that the light saber would fly to Rey, she would fight it out with Ren, then escape and the plot goes on. Just like Return of the Jedi, but earlier.

Why the hell would an Admiral tell a Captain, who keeps fucking up, anything? Do you tell everyone that works under you everything all the time?

Masha’allah, there’s a video:

Thank you John Oliver, for being courageous. There are interviewers out there who won’t even stand up to a pedophile or the president who supports him and I can’t wait for you to interview Trump, any Trump, any Trump at all (through blood or through marriage).