THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

My good friend-let’s call her Jane to protect her identity- told me her ghost story last year, and since then it has been confirmed to me by several people who were around at the time. It took place back in the late 90's when she was in her early 20's.

I should preface this by saying that I have never seen a ghost or had any weird experiences, but my mom, who must be more sensitive than I am, has them constantly. She’s had multiple family members appear to her after they died (as has my grandma), she’s had ghosts appear and react to her presence simply because she…

I will preface this with the fact that unnatural movements freak me out. A lot.

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a…

Proud to be a WUSTL alumna.

No. No. No. Oh my god, no.

NONONONONONONONO

My best friend and I were in the parking lot of a church (we attended his great-uncle’s funeral) when he dared me to sneeze on his deceased’s face. My friend absolutely loathed his uncle, and for good reason. But he’d promised to briefly attend the service and not make a scene, so he wanted one last posthumous dig…

Even though he’s totally ripping off Earth, Wind and Fire, the Brothers Johnson, Morris Day and the Time, Shalamar and other awesome 70s and 80s R&B that’s in constant rotation at my family BBQs, he does it so well. Like, no sarcasm, I love that he’s brought back that sound,, as I have extremely fond memories of…

Bruno’s found his sound and he’s not going to leave it alone. The funk beats are perfect for him actually. The song is a nice jam. Nothing revolutionary for him, but it’s fun. Can’t ask for more.

My takeaway:

This just proves how important it is for young girls to have access to toys, media, and stories where they can see themselves represented. The little sister’s excitement was very cute, too. <keyboard is drenched while I’m writing this>

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

Trump is using illegal narcotics. Now I wouldn’t say that Trump is using illegal narcotics, but people are saying that. I’m just saying that I hear people are talking about coke-y Trump’s serious illegal narcotics problem.

Bet the owner’s got a sizeable bill headed his way.

My sister’s MIL at one point never failed to show up unless in the company of Michael- a large, homemade African American Cabbage Patch-style doll who dated from when my BIL was a tot. Michael would travel, strapped in, in the front seat of the car, wearing clothes that my MIL would then put on my nephews. She would…

Downey Jr himself was maybe 18 during the filming of that... so I’d guess someone older.

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.