I am 33 and I asked my mom about this. She is 63 and she STILL says that some of it is a performance. Like there will be times when she looks at herself in the mirror and thinks “when did I get so old.” We THINK of our parents having their shit together because they had a house, had kids younger etc, but they were…

How old are you? You obviously haven’t ever had an adult relationship in your life and you clearly don’t have the slightest idea how divorce or separation even works. Do I think it is smart to bring somebody into this mess? Do you honestly think the mess would be better after we sign a piece of paper? My boyfriend’s…

I mentioned Airplane as an example of a Zucker/ Abrahams film, I didn’t really feel I needed to include their entire filmography: Kentucky Fried Movie, Top Secret, Naked Gun/ Police Squad, Hot Shots or mention every single other director that works in the genre. I do love Spinal Tap (and the later films Mighty Wind,…

Dude is 89 years old. His HBO special was great, but maybe he just doesn’t have the stamina to do another movie. On top of that, Joan Rivers is dead, John Candy is dead, it would be hard to do a sequel without completely redoing the cast entirely and people would inevitably be disappointed. Brooks did Spaceballs…

Honestly, I really cannot think of an example of good parenting the entire show. Merida’s formerly bear mom who is inexplicably the same age as she is I guess is the... winner?

What I find so fascinating about this show is that they are SO willing to follow the Disney playbook bringing in every single Disney property they possibly can (can’t wait to see Hercules, Megara, and Hades probably. Fuck, maybe they will all go on vacation to Hawaii and meet Lilo because why the hell not) but the…

So we are living in separate homes, living separate lives, but for upwards of 2.5 years I'm supposed to remain celibate? Fuck you, pal.

Missy it is presumed is the new leader/ partner with the Daleks. Me will return Clara to her time stream. Missy and Me will run around in the new Tardis causing havoc/ delightful chaos.

We have been legally separated for over 2 years. You are saying people aren't supposed to move on? I just think getting married so early is insane, but no dating at all?

Yikes! I’m sorry :-( Long distance hugs from a stranger. My life would be 100% easier if I never had to see my ex again but we have joint custody of our kid so yeah that’s like 13 more years of seeing him until she’s an adult whomp whomp. Now I get to pick her up from the house I used to live in/own where he is now…

My idiot soon to be ex husband is already engaged to his girlfriend (of less than a year) before our divorce is even final. I don’t fucking get it. I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for about 9 months (he is also divorced, and had kids close in age to my own daughter) and we have already talked about the…

I had to read that fucking 3 times before I realized they were not talking about the prime minister of Canada. I need more coffee

Tonight on Arrow:

Dr. Aphra and the crazy droids are the best parts of the Darth Vader comic. You really have Gillen to thank for that. I am reading the Vader Down crossover event, but Gillen’s Vader is actually the only Star Wars comic I have read because I like his writing so much.

This show is just increasingly crazy banana-pants and I loved the shit out of it. Just gleeful, wacky, wonderful, what-the-fuckery. Cisco is a blessing. Vibe on my beautiful cinnamon roll, vibe on.

Started Jessica Jones and I really really dig it, but I think I want to finish Master of None first. Aziz just does SUCH a phenomenal job in capturing the humor of real life. I wish I had Starz otherwise I would be binging on Ash vs the Evil Dead for sure.

Can we please please have a conversation about the end of the movie/ book, where they decide to go live in their old houses RIGHT NEXT TO A MASSIVE PILE OF CORPSES THAT NOBODY HAS CLEANED UP YET! How am I the only person seeing this?! How are they going to clean up all those bodies? Those bodies are 100% still lying…

Oh my god please!!! Two bad ass ladies just being bad ass together. Bad ass in love. <3 <3

My local theater has reserved seating too, and it is a normal theater not something fancy like Muvico or Cineopolis. It has made it so great to know that I am right where I am going to sit (middle center)

Yeah I really liked The Rook too. Very funny, good world building. I can totally see it as a show. But why is Meyer involved? It isn't her bloody book. Fingers still crossed that she is just exec producing or something and not actually writing. Anything.