I typed Mister Mxyzptlk onto com.google and nothing happened. I want a refund.

It is clear that you have put a lot of consideration into this list, and it certainly shows. ::applauds::

All I want in life is NDT/ Bill Nye and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan to compete against each other in some kind of Newlywed Game style game show or just, like, play Cards Against Humanity together or something.

TOO MANY COPS, TOOO MANY COPS

I just came back from Disney's Animal Kingdom and they had this band playing some African music and then all of a sudden they started playing "Happy" and my 4 year old daughter literally jumped out of her stroller like "THIS IS MY JAAAAAM" and just went totally apeshit. It was so freaking cute. Then she just stayed…

THANK YOU. I'm so confused because like if they are a lesbian couple in a town of bigots wouldn't they want to get out of dodge for themselves! Move to a town where they wouldn't be the only lesbian moms presumably? Unless it is in some strange bizarro town where gays are totally normal but blacks are shunned.

I am SO so super confused because apparently they live in a town where a lesbian couple raising a white baby would be a-ok, but a lesbian couple raising a biracial baby wouldn't. I mean, I guess there are all varieties of bigots, but don't the ones who don't like black people usually not care for gays either? I mean…

There is a statement on my OKCupid profile under the "You should message me if" that explicitly states that I will only date somebody who proudly declares they are a feminist, who won't send me an unsolicited picture of their dick, won't ask me for a threesome all because I am bi and isn't a douche. It has actually…

I love this song. I love this whole album. But my daughter ruined it for me because now whenever they get to the chorus this is all I see/ hear...

I think I will repost even though that is kind of awkward, because really that shit IS hilarious

THANK YOU! Yes, little kids cry about nonsense. For parents who are dealing with this all the time, you just can't muster an emotional response about every little tantrum. And sometimes their tantrums ARE about something ridiculous. I will admit I have filmed one of my daughter's outbursts because it was just so…

And ok like if we saw a big crowd of squirrels in a park everybody would be like awww squirrels. What up with that?

You beat me to Amy Poehler, though I would prefer just actual real life Leslie Knope

I wonder if she can act, because it looks like we may have found our Carol

I wonder if she can act, because it looks like we may have found our Carol

Awww... now I am remembering my Miss Piggy RIP. I love piggy babies.

If any of them had STDs it will give new meaning to this Night Vale slogan...

Can they just get Josh Gad to come to Storybrooke? Because horrible CGI snowman is not something I am looking forward to. Would be a lot easier if they made him into a regular dude like Dr Hopper.

Being bi has always been extremely challenging for me. I only dated one or two women in college and the rest were just hookups. I just felt so extremely marginalized by the gay community back then. I was dating this one girl and we were at a bar together and I was meeting her (lesbian) friends for the first time…