Yes, it would have made perfect sense. I’m disappointed in you for not fully committing to this, Bobby.

I get the point you’re trying to make, and I don’t have children either and am 30 and have been working full-time for the last 12 years. But I don’t think that having children is the same as the personal goals you list. We as a society acknowledge to some degree that having children is a benefit to society as a whole.…

You could probably save up all the money parents spend on diapers, formula, medication, car seats, cribs, ridiculously tiny socks that always seem to get eaten by the dryer, and toys and take a year off too. Plus, in Canada mat leave pay is around 65% of your wage so you are basically spending way more on a nocturnal,…

Well of course it’s easier (in some ways - SAHMing for 7 years has mentally burned me out) than it is with back at work - she’s now a working parent. Not a working person with no kids who goes home and just looks after herself. The author of this thing seemed to have odd ideas about that reality too. She seemed to…

Word. And perfect gif choice. I like to think I’m a relatively chilled out mum, but the thing that pisses me off is dads being described as ‘babysitting’. I’m unable to refrain from replying in an inappropriately loud voice “NO, ITS CALLED PARENTING.”

The fact that this scumbag is clearly being actively mentored by an idiot blowing smoke up his ass and convincing him (if he wasn’t already) that he’s a martyr does not bode well for Little Owen not becoming a recidivist.

As an biracial person, 100% of my relationships are interracial.

When men tell me to smile, I say I have a zygomatic disorder that prevents upward curvature of the mouth and THANKS FOR MOCKING MY DISABILITY. Real sensitive, dick.

#teamPicard4evah

no it’s America and we paid for you

Meh... I’m not even an Amy Schumer fan but let his life be destroyed *online*. “We paid for you” has to be the smarmiest phrase ever uttered while violating someone.

I love this information. I also love your son’s refusal to be covered!

i wanna find this man’s grave and pee on it WHILE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My son was a freaking boob monster. He wanted to nurse ALL OF THE TIME. And yes, the cover actually made me feel more conspicuous, learning to nurse can be hard- you need to be able to see your baby’s latch and they want to be able to look at you. We reached a point when my son started to push whatever I was using to…

This is what I think when people complain that you shouldn’t breastfeed/pump where a child could see you. Isn’t a boob one of the first things a child sees after it’s born?

Crazy thing is I got off to pump thinking “I don’t want to offend the guy next to me” But why? He probably sucked a boob too.

Glad I’m not the only one. I have a culinary background, and even I think this is overly complicated and an utterly unappealing combination of flavours. Chefs: stop trying to make jalapenos in desserts happen.

Aside from the metals, the individual parts of this donut sound like they’d be very tasty. I just can’t imagine them tasting good all smashed up together like something a hyperactive small child would produce if they had no M&Ms, oreos, chocolate chip cookies, jolly ranchers, brownie bits, and ice cream to mix…

That’s it, you’re out of my will. AND I MIGHT NOT LAST THE WEEKEND AS I MY MOTHER IS VISITING.