What a piece of shit. And fuck every single person who ever said that he'd paid his debt to society or whatever and it was unfair to continue to characterize him as a violent abuser.

Wait...not being able to do anything was supposed to *keep* you from feeling anxious? Feeling powerless absolutely causes anxiety, and I bet if your parents really thought about it they’d realize that.

Now I miss it anew. 🙁

This is so true. I almost think it wouldn’t have been canceled if it had been called something better.

It was so entertaining! They should have let her just be Scottish, though.

Theboyriots was so pissed that it got canceled before she and John Cho kissed each other. He was so rooting for them.

1. This is bullshit.

Confession time: I actually liked Selfie and was kind of sad it got cancelled.

Haven't read the article yet, but popped down here to say that those kids are beautiful. Stunning. Which has nothing to do with anything, I guess.

No no, I got it! It is funny. I was just trying to explain that I'm not actually planning to kill my husband. 😆

😂😂😂

I hadn't thought of that, ha! We haven't been married long and it still feels weird to say sometimes, so I end up doing this weird equivocating thing. Whoops!

A couple years ago, my now-husband made this fucking disgusting large batch booze punch that had this shit in it. Also gin and fruit and ginger ale and other horrors. He ended up barfing a rainbow trail across the house.

I hadn’t thought of it this way. You’re completely right! The narrative is downright paradoxical.

Oh, well in that case, that changes everything! (If I roll my eyes any harder I think they may fall out.)

My friend and I saw it in the theater, then came home to my house, forgetting that we had rigged the front door so a spider came down opened it (it was around Halloween). We both screamed and I nearly peed myself.

The Ring scared me so badly that I still have fucking nightmares about it sometimes. I'm in the process of writing a comedy bit about it, and even that much thinking about it is fucki my world up.

Something something #tealizard something something.

My husband had never seen it, so we just watched the whole series. So good! So sad it went away.

You know who else doesn’t want to be on Nashville anymore? The city of Nashville.