Babies in costumes are the best! And Obama on the floor with that elephant baby? I died anew.

I haven't even trudged through the other comments yet. Maybe I just won't. 😟

So what I'm hearing you say is that people who don't respect boundaries on public transit are murderers. I'd believe it.

And it's so often a punchline. No one deserves to be raped.

Everything about this story makes me sad.

I can't live with that!

I'm not sure if I want to say I hope so or not.

I definitely agree that not exciting is good! Sadly, the house is a rental property now, so I don't get to live with my awesome ghost friend anymore. :(

Glad to be of service!

Yep! It's an old lady. She turns off lights if you leave the room for too long, and helps you find stuff. Nothing too exciting.

It’s important to remember that for most of us growing up female, we’re accosted with dicks all the damn time. So for some people, this probably seems like yet another case of dudes deciding to harass the world. For me, the difference is that isn't surprise dick. Everyone has been very clear that there will be balls,…

I mean, probably that, too.

I have a friend who wrote her future self a letter during her second pregnancy to remind her that it’s hell so she wouldn’t do it again, haha. Apparently she forgot between the two.

It would be a different story if it was surprise nutsack, but this? This is hilarious.

YES!

Agreed! Feminesticles for everybody!

Sometimes I’m really glad I don’t have a penis, because I know the urge to pee on everything would be overwhelming.

I'm simultaneously endlessly curious about, terrified, and skeptical of ghosts and stuff. I love hearing about it and talking about it and am pretty sure the house I own has a ghost. 👻

I was mostly kidding. :)

That was super eye-rolly. Here's the thing: this account has been very open about the fact that there are balls all up on there. It would be a totally different thing if it was surprise scrote, but I feel ok about this thing.