What if that's it? What if that nosy lady wants to have sex? (I don't really need an answer, it just hadn't crossed my mind as a possibility before now.)

The fact that she’s being this pushy in a place where everyone is naked is super weird. Like...it’s one thing to ask, in passing, when you’re on the same kickball team and you have a rapport. It’s quite another to walk up to a stranger who is the epitome of vulnerable and be all, “Damn, that’s nasty! Let’s talk about…

#IUD4lyfe

Oklahoma is the homeland of theboyriots. Every time we go visit his family in OKC, I get sad all over again that I can't go sit in the lap of Baphomet on the Capitol.

Counterpoint: Bangs for everybody!

This. This is a thing of beauty.

Unless you have any furniture/clothing that isn’t black, haha. She’s getting so gray in her face!

Pets are awesome. Just for giggles, here’s my dog! She’s a lab/border collie and is 7 and is hilarious all the time. Here she is chilling in the bushes in my parent’s back yard, looking uncharacteristically majestic.

How precious! What makes her your emergency backup dog? Do you have a star of the show dog and this one is like the understudy?

I must hear more about your Emergency Backup Dog.

Oooh, now I need to go reread some Flannery O’Connor!

Don't be disturbed! He's clearly a well-read dude. :)

And then people act like *I’m* the weirdo. Get with the times, people!

I find myself having to explain the concept of a merkin more often in my everyday life than I'd expect.

Oh John...John...was has happened?

This is probably the first of these train wrecks I'll actually watch!

I have. The woooooooorst.

Holy moly that's tacky! The nerve of some people...

You know, it's lucky dogs are cute.

My dog ate half an extension cord once. Also tons of food she wasn't supposed to, but the extension cord was the most baffling.