If the dog can't see out the window, it's much more likely they'll get car sick. Although it sounds like your MIL wasn't doing it for practical reasons, my dog used to get car sick and it was the worst thing! So much barfing.

After my grandma died, the whole family was supposed to be at the funeral home for visitation for like 9 hours. It was insane. Anyway, along with sandwiches and stuff, the fam brought a ton of alcohol, which the funeral home would not allow inside the building. So they stocked the trunk of my parents’ Toyota with all…

Can we at least now all agree that rape isn’t about sex?

At my grandfather’s wake/visitation, my ostensibly grieving grandmother walked up behind me and goes, “Thegirlriots, stand up straight. People will think you’re pregnant!” Which as a Catholic, would have been the worst thing ever. I turned back to her and whisper-snapped, “Grandma! People are *mourning*!”

Toward the end of high school, my dad and I were in a department store in the mall, heading up the escalator. He sees some gear for the college I’ll be attending and yells “Go big orange!” because he knows I’m not excited about the school’s terrible orange color. Anyway, he turns back to the front, all smug and shit,…

I came down here to make some sort of shitty “at least film it correctly” comment. I'm glad I'm not alone.

Holy shit, you're right...

My coffee-loving, food safety-obsessed husband will be so relieved!

The only thing I agree with crazy abstinence folks on is that stuff like oral sex is sex. It has sex in the name! But mostly, not “counting” non-PIV activities as sex only makes kids be less safe about it. It's heteronormative, and it can make some people feel pressured into sex acts they're not into/ready for…

Bahahahahaha, that's amazing!

All I'm saying is that you could totally do slutty sex stuff with an aspirin between your knees. Is that ok, or would you still go to hell? Asking for a friend.

I'm devastated! Excuse me while I take to my bed for the next six months.

Oh my god that makes me want to smile/cry! I hope that's true.

Here’s what I think should happen with people like the gluten lady: she says, “But I can eat bread!!!!1!!1” And then the server says, “Ma’am, that contains gluten. Since you have told me that you can’t eat gluten, I cannot in good conscience serve it to you, as I may be liable for you getting sick.” Can you imagine…

I think that’s a British English construction.

You, sir, just blew my mind. I always wondered why they were so much smaller than normal legs. I clearly stopped using my brain at that point.

Tennessee is also trying to do this. They also don't do tissue donation.

I'm currently in OK, and the latest is that the burns weren't so bad, and the blistering and stuff was the result of some sort of cream the mom put on them. Shitty regardless, of course, but I'm honestly a little relieved it wasn't just sun damage.

I heard about them from transwomen. They essentially were like, “If it works for us, it’ll work for you!”

Braun Silk-Epil 3. Painful, but in a satisfying way (if you're a weirdo like me).