So much this! I obviously understand that they don’t want to send kids home with terrible people, but the standards seems arbitrarily high. I’m not in a place where I’d be a great parent, probably, but if my bf knocked me up, we’d have a baby and be parents and no one would be at our house like, “Oh, you got arrested…

I’m gonna live foreverrrrrr!

Any way this can be twisted into evidence that he's unfit to continue serving on the SCOTUS?

TAKE ALL MY STARS

Damn straight these people should be shamed. Fuck their lawns and fuck them. I hope their precious, huge grounds get salted.

Logically, that makes a lot of sense. But for whatever reason I've never associated sharks with North Carolina. Much less sharks that come in toward the shore and attack people.

I had no idea!

What the hell kinda sharks do you find in North Carolina?

Absolutely. People are so fucking dumb sometimes.

I want to feel sorry for this dude, but I just can't.

Ok but how many times did he kiss it?

God I fucking loved Josta.

For the years leading up to her passing, my grandma lived in an assisted living/nursing home in Myrtle Beach, SC, where we would visit her each summer. One summer, the facility had installed a new security system that required a code to be entered into a keypad before anyone could leave, in order to keep dementia…

Other men like that DO exist! My boyfriend gets sooooo hard going down on me.

Is somebody paying you to come up with hilarious movie titles? Because you should be getting paid. Those are gold.

Oh jeez it just keeps getting worse and worse!

In your time machine!

Is it bad that I legit didn't realize that wasn't her Kanye wedding until right now?

Mmm...cheese pyramid...

Braum’s!!!!!!!