My roomie had his thyroid removed toward the end of 2012. Things are going well, his scar is virtually gone. He's going to have to do radiation again, though, because his thyrogen (I think?) levels were high and they're not sure why.

But...but mayo is delicious. I totally understand wanting to be healthier. I just love mayonnaise.

My parents watched it again recently after having seen a ton of British television and loved it so much.

That's just good science!

There's a whole scene in Spice World to that effect.

Spice World is a great fucking movie. Objectively. So many hilarious cameos!
I also got Scary Spice. I'm pleased!

I'm pretty sure it also doesn't exactly orbit the Sun. Like, the Sun is in the middle, of course, but it's not actually the Sun's pull that hold the Earth in.

Y'all, moissanite. Sparkly like diamonds, lab created, originally discovered in fucking asteroids. It's basically perfect. (I just know someone is going to burst my moissanite bubble. I'm ready.)

My comment wasn't as articulate or well thought out as it should have been. This kind of stuff bothers me some, though, because I think that the message it sends is that these girls don't have any autonomy. I realize that it's a naked photo of an underage person, but it's her photo! It seems really backwards to me…

Sadly, I don't have any good stories, but my parents' is a pretty good one. Their lives had been running kind of concurrently (unbeknownst to them) for several years. They both went to Stoneybrook in NY at the same time, never met. My mom lived across the street from my dad's best friend in DC later, and when my dad…

How are we supposed to expect young girls and women to really believe that their bodies are theirs and theirs alone when people turn around and do this shit? Sexting is not a good idea, I think we would all agree, but where is the line between "that was a bad decision" and "your body belongs to the state, therefore…

We can buy beer at the grocery store at 10am on Sundays now instead of noon!

I really like to hear stories of Christians being Christ-like instead of sanctimonious dickholes.

Am I... agreeing with Jenny McCarthy? What sorcery is this?

Ugh, all of this! When I got my positive result, I was taking a women's health class. Of course this was all happening around the time we were learning about STDs. The teacher taught us that herpes and HIV were both incurable and thus basically equally bad. To this day I wish I would have said something about…

Gah, me too! I don't know when my school sends results, but probably not for a couple more weeks, but it's killing me! Hang in there, we'll make it through.

How...what? I never ever would have recognized him!

I love it! Why would people think the Peanuts association was negative? He was such a kind character.

I imagine that Adam Levine smells like BO and Axe. Can't you just picture him doing the excessive spray maneuver?

Something about your self-description just made me snort grapefruit soda out of my nose! I am also a cow (manatee?) with many friends.