I heard some story ages ago, can’t find anything via google to back it up, but it was that Julie Andrews and her husband Blake Edwards went out of their way to bad mouth Rock Hudson in Hollywood because he was gay. Am I misremembering that? I think I heard that from my mom? (Why am I quoting my mom???)

So it’s my responsibility to have a baby because I’m supposed to support other people in retirement even though I’m never going to get to have one?* I mean, I’m not one of those people who’s unwilling to pay taxes in to support the public good. I’m happy to pay a higher tax rate (obviously based on income with…

Is he a Scientologist? All his relationships seem as manufactured as Tom Cruise’s.

That man won a Super Bowl, 3x MVP and is going to the HOF. Can you imagine if he said he didn’t see himself marrying someone who “ plays pretend for a living”

Not to mention the first paragraph. 

Maybe I’m being extra sensitive, but the lead photo here is really disturbing to me and giving me some PTSD vibes. I think I’m going to have to avoid Jez for a while here.

They can't all be liars. 

Yeah, that one wore out in the eighties. Gay misogyny is a real thing.

“I’m a 60-year-old gay man. I don’t actually go around dwelling on the comparative hotnesses of young actresses, let alone writing about that.”

Then maybe he shouldn’t have, you know, gone around dwelling on the comparative hotness of a young actress and then written about it.

File this under the “I’m gay, it doesn’t…

Trying to word this delicately, but... Anyone standing next to Sanders is going to look relatively more attractive.

I guess you can count “refusing to actually hold press conferences when that is literally her job” as winning.

Sarah, do you watch cartoons? Every villain has your pointy eyebrows! They’re very distracting because you look you’re always pissed off or trying to make a point! It's weird to look like that all the time. Your GOP brethren also have eyebrow issues!

I’m worried that, without receipts, someone from the dude’s distant past will not be taken seriously. Especially if they want to remain anonymous and protect the identity of the survivors. Absolutely DO NOT out your friends as “evidence.”

Dude I’ve never heard of before is having a bad week. 

Now Republican members are leaking to the press (and also trying to launder through their Democratic colleagues) that they really, really want to support impeachment, but are scared to do it because they are receiving death threats to themselves and their families.

I posted this elsewhere but it was never ungreyed: Republicans are going to make this everyone else’s problem. If they keep pushing healing and unity, and that healing and unity are never achieved, it will be the Dems fault, it will be Biden’s fault. They can sit back and start pointing fingers and shifting blame.…

Yeah, but Jez staffers have the hots for Harry. It makes a difference in their reportage.

That’s pretty harsh. You should try a little tenderness.

Dood, Harry has already knowingly been The Other Man in 3 other relationships besides this one, starting when he was 17 with a 31 yo. If people are still gonna give Skai Jackson, Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus, Lilly James, Angelina Jolie, and basically every other female crap about real or alleged less than perfect…

You will post the full transcript when Lana weighs in on the whole Hilaria Baldwin situation, though, yes?