The ghost of Chuck Berry?

Or Chris Hayes!

Congratulations on the job!

I need to talk to someone, though I don’t know how to talk. I want so badly to get away from everything and start over, but it’s proving difficult. All this emotional abuse has left me stunted.

Yea, I know it’s not uncommon for women to end up at a crisis center by mistake even when abortion providers are clearly named, but I personally get confused by unmarked buildings, so I imagine it’s not helping in these circumstances.

That’s really unfortunate; I’d hate to think anyone would end up at the crisis center by mistake.

Deleted ‘cause we all apparently read the same Slate article.

Why is there no sign?

His response to the George H. W. Bush groping allegations was similarly underwhelming.

I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting a hairless cat! What’s it like to pet her?

I’d like to volunteer in the long-term recovery efforts in Puerto Rico. I signed up with VOAD, had a background check performed, but the list of organizations it provided was all churches and neighborhood groups that didn’t seem like the best option. Any one know of an agency specific to disaster relief that I could…

I am so sorry that happened to you.

“I was scared of losing my friend” really speaks to the loneliness and isolation he must’ve felt as both a child star and victim of abuse.

How do you manage to compile Dirt Bag while also engrossed by Megyn Kelly Today?

I may have found a solution to all my problems! I’m interviewing for a position as a live-in nanny that would pay me enough to fund flying lessons myself. I’ve never worked as a nanny (for a two-month-old, no less), but I have regularly handled 12+ toddlers on my own, so one kid sounds relatively easy. I’m sure I can…

I don’t trust any man in a vest.

Seeing as there have been THIRTY-NINE members of Menudo, it is not an unreasonable assumption!

*Basketball player Carlos Arroyo

I see Ray Allen, Ivan Rodriguez, and Bernie Williams in Jorge’s Instagram picture, but who is that between Ray and Jorge? Pretty sure he’s a baseball player

“60 Minutes” aired their interview with Steve Scalise last night. There was no mention of gun control. Steve Scalise, of course, has an A+ rating from the NRA.