I’m a full-time shelter worker*, donate my “extra” cash to four different charities (ASPCA, Shriners Hospitals for Children, Planned Parenthood Action Fund, The Wild Animal Sanctuary) on a monthly basis, and frequently use my own money to buy supplies for my job that I am not able to be reimbursed for, and have three…

2015 was a stupid, garbage year. Lets just regroup and do better next year. And when I say do better, I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

My relatives are in town from Luxembourg. My 12 year old cousin, spawned from Lucifer’s left testicle, has been calling me Sasquatch since I arrived, and bullying my heavy set niece and nephew. I bought a Darth Vader PlayStation. Emptied the box, filled it with charcoal, wrapped it, and signed his name to it. The…

Nope. But lack of money, lies from “pregnancy crisis centers,” abusive family, fear of being tracked by protesters, fear of being shot up by an anti-abortion terrorist, lack of medical health services (did she have preparation psychosis?) and any general medical health services (did she have access to birth control?…

Forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

I said it before, 100 years from now school children will read about these fuck nuts and think the same way as we did while reading about slave owners. Way to consistently be on the wrong side of history, Republicans. I mean, you would think eventually they would trip and fall on to the decent thing but no, they…

She had me at “Heinz-hoarding hausfraus!”

ummm I MAY or MAY not have shoplifted that Electric Youth set from Venture when I was 11...
JUST BECAUSE.

I disagree with that. I think a general opinion of a name actually matters a bit. I can look at a class roster and tell what sort of class I’m going to have based on the name. I assume it’s the same when people look at resumes. Your child's name can scream "teen mom" or "mcmansion pinterest housewife mom" or "artsy…

The black bear family in the pool is my favorite.

I vote for this American hero.

Pffft, how is this “losing the uniform”? 90% of this collection is black or a shade of grey and the other 10% is white, dark blue or this same purple-magenta that all cheapo plus size clothes seem to use. Nevermind the really shitty, tacky graphics some of the t-shirts have, the leopard print (why do designers always…

I love how she says “lose the uniform” when her collection is all giant, shapeless tops... which is pretty much the updated fat girl uniform.

Interesting, thanks for the info. I do love Lindt truffles. I think they are the best widely available chocolate, much better than Godiva. Ghiradelli is good too.

I already did that today.

Shouldn’t you be down at the park telling kids that Santa’s not real??

“Old slice of fruitcake” is not a very respectful way to refer to Prince Charles.

“But the main takeaway for researchers, and us, is simple: Why marry the cow when living with it will do just as well?”

yes this one was mostlya joke—but apparently not a good one bc no one got it lollll