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tokyo knows what it did
Okay so I know you were talking about, you know, ‘THE NORMAL’ healthy humans BUTTTTTT...
okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment
I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve stormed into stores screaming “BIG MISTAKE! HUGE!!!” while holding a shopping bag from the Dollar Tree.
I don’t ask for much.
this is amazing.
“may yours be a joyful christmas” and then inside “because i’d hate for something to... happen. That’d be awful. Truly awful.”
Truly, a boner I can care about.
I don’t collect anything because I really don’t need more stuff cluttering up my house and my life.
Everything about this is horrifying to me.
I think that sounds like precisely what this is. This girl is 18. Just...don’t take the nice things? Do you think the “we paid for x and she isn’t doing y” started with college money? I have parents like this mom, and I had a breakdown on my 9th birthday because I knew I only had 9 more years before I was an adult to…
It sounds like you didn’t have parents who used the nice things they did for you as a manipulative tool to be revoked whenever you failed to behave in exactly the way they wanted, which is super awesome. But for people whose parents offer nice things that are actually a method of control, it doesn’t feel “bratty” to…
This letter writer is giving me strong flavors of my mom. The martyrdom, using money/gifts as control. The question of “should a young adult text their mom back” isn’t really my takeaway here, it’s that a well - adjusted person would not have written this letter.
So, she found a psychologist from the Jenny McCarthy School of Fraudulent Science and Stupidity?
no-holds-barred obama is the best obama