I love legitimate the-ay-ter.

You really made a monkey out of Breihan.

Seriously, not even the musical?

Um, all this talk of hit sci-fi movies from 1968 and not a single mention of Planet of the Apes? Not even as a contender? Damn you all to hell AV Club!

I don’t know how to use makeup like at all. My mother didn’t wear any and my sister was 5 years older and wanted nothing to do with me. So I never learned any basic skills other than how to put on lipstick. When I started trying to figure it out in high school after being a tomboy all through middle school my family…

You know who was good in The Prom? The original cast.

They’re this close!

Welp, looks like I’m going to have to go down to James Madison High School and give the school board my rendition of Jeannie C. Riley’s “Harper Valley P.T.A.”.

(All four people who liked this: I see you. Probably I have seen you, drunk, on the platform at Erie Avenue...)

Rita Moreno as Abuela Claudia please and thank you.

Oh that conversation is already happening on the Reddit threads about this.

My favorite fan theory is that Ant Man will make himself microscopic, then sneak into Thanos’ butthole, and then hit the expand button. War over. Nagasaki basically.

I watched all six episodes one after the other and loved it.  Aidy Bryant was brilliant in her ability to convey her nervousness about being in her body and being in sexual (and other) situations.  It was awkward and difficult to watch. Everything about it was so right on.  

Love Lindy West’s writing. Her piece on why Love, Actually is a terrible movie is still one of my favorite takedowns of a movie ever written and I guess that means I really should check out Shrill! Anyone else watched it and can recommend?

And cats are pointless.

No

This is gonna date me but I was terrified of the Wallmasters in the original Legend of Zelda (i.e. the hands that come out of the wall). They were super creepy, and what they represented was so much worse — lost game progress, because they took you back to the beginning of the dungeon.

I think that makes it worse?

The hell you can’t. I’m an attorney, I went to skill to learn a skill too, but in the event that I’m the only attorney in the jurisdiction who hasn’t been disqualified to take a criminal case, the judge can demand, and the defendant absolutely can expect, that I will show up, and that he is entitled to my services.

For those who haven’t seen this already, Esther Povitsky doing stand-up on Craig Ferguson: