I hope that Spielberg maintains some of the dramatic changes made in the first film adaptation.

In the original stage show, “America” is a song between Anita and another minor female character Rosalia. The 1961 film replaces Rosalia’s half of the number with Bernardo, the leaders of the Sharks.

We all know the fastest way to save $1MM is to take a small loan from your father.

It’s a “hot take for the sake of a hot take.” I was baited in, thinking that there would be one actual negative fact about Instant Pots. Instead, I was treated to the standard “we should dislike what other people like too much” bullshit, with a dollop of “don’t make things at home, buy them from large corporations”…

It may not take less time to boil eggs in the IP, but the shells practically fall off the egg.

I think Hailey gets trapped inside a dry cleaning bag and suffocates. 

I keep telling you, she's 73 years old and she's dead.

Thank you! 

I had the same experience while in undergraduate school. Without hesitation, I told my boss I am going to college so I don’t end up in a job like his one day. I somehow managed to keep that job after that.

I finished Oryx & Crake (just between us this was actually last weekend, shhh) and it is good. A convincing near future post apocalyptic world, helped by little things such as the way Attwood creates new terms or repurposes current ones like how Snowman uses “repinning”.
At first I thought Snowman an unreliable…

“The winds, they are tearing me apart!”

“OH HAI, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaarrrk.”

I had to scroll way too far to find this

It’s Bullshit! I did not hijack that plane, I did not! Oh, hi Mark!

I thought we had already established that it was Tommy Wiseau?

“It can’t possible be that bad,” I thought, reaching for the controller. Instead my expectations were sadly exceeded.

17,000 years ago, white people immigrated to North and South America from Europe, and when the Amerindians arrived by crossing the Bering Strait roughly 12,000 years ago, the latter subsequently and systematically murdered the former.

“Actors who are willing to be involved with this flaming paper bag of bullshit include Stacey Dash, Jon Voight, Robert Davi, Corbin Bernsen, John Schneider, Richard Portnow, Wade Williams, William Forsythe, Steve Guttenberg, Joey Lawrence, Jamie Kennedy, and Joey Lawrence.”