The only instrumental song banned from radio play for being obscene, as well as one of the first users of distortion.

The fact that Motörhead & Judas Priest aren’t already in the Hall of Fame tells you everything you need to know about that bullshit place. Iron Maiden isn’t in there, either. To have careers of such length & influence yet not be recognized is just shameful.

Fuck your videos. Write a fucking article.

There’s no dressing up a burger as anything other than garbage food.

As the cattle industry becomes increasingly terrified by America’s newfound discovery that plants actually taste pretty good

It was also the 2nd-last race of the season with the championships sewn up and most other drivers weren’t really pushing because there was no reason to.

“I can say one in every ten kids has a Juul,” a teen explains

You are all out of your mind if you think a huge number of teens vaping is no big D.

I work in public health. Personally, I think vaping is awful.

I think Juul is owned by the same company as Marlboro.

Vaping is insanely stupid. We were so close to finishing off cigarette addiction here in the USA and then bam, out comes a new gimmick to keep you smoking. You are truly pathetic if you champion vaping.

When someone smokes or vapes and blows that shit in my face, they do.

Are Yelp reviews still as relevant?

I’ve been to places where the first time was awful, second was OK, third was great.

Haven’t looked super deeply into this, though, because it is a rabbit hole I would need to spend several hours unpacking.

I think you’re reading way too much into a bad joke.

Say literally anything of value

Nope, we do it by finding traitors like you, in defense of our country.