TheGCU

10/1/19

Started in Canada, sold many years later to a Brazilian company.

10/1/19

Sure Canadians are great, and everyone deserves first crack at exciting new fast food items every now and again—but really, Canada? (This sort of whiny entitlement is what has made Americans friends all over the world!)

10/1/19

I’m all for people over the age of 12 putting ketchup on hot dogs being perk-walked into a paddy-wagon.

10/1/19

1) Ketchup on a hot dog is awesome. Fuck you.
1) Anybody that spells it catsup is a fucking moron.

10/1/19

I prefer to believe the EMT had her hot dog with ketchup, which would be the triggering factor for almost everyone.

10/1/19

Typical American. “I’m gonna enjoy my shitty version of a great food from another country.”

10/1/19

Man punches female vegan in face during animal rights protest in Pizza Express

10/1/19

Said douchebag would start the same fire trying to grill his steaks on a stick over a giant fire anyway.

10/1/19

$300 to have to cook pizza outside?

10/1/19

My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up my belt. What the fuck’s really goin on down there? Who’s the real hero?

10/1/19

I assure you it’s entirely possible to completely fuck up a pizza in a horrific inedible manner

10/1/19

Never heard of that, but I want one so bad now! That pizza looks delicious!

10/1/19

Blaze, the instant pizza chain backed by LeBron James and touted as “the Chipotle of pizza,”

9/30/19

McLaren’s current power unit partner, Renault, is way more concerned with providing its factory team with the best possible power unit—which leaves customers like McLaren hanging high and dry trying to pick up the scraps.

9/30/19

My takeaway is eat what you like to eat, you’re gonna die anyway.

9/30/19

“Look, I don’t pretend to speak for all evangelicals, but this week I have been traveling the country and I’ve literally spoken to thousands and thousands of evangelical Christians,” Jeffress said.

9/30/19

The rightwingers are going nuts.

9/30/19

I’ve been saying that since he was elected but people said I was overreacting.

9/30/19

I’m guessing their thinking is essentially:
“Well, we only held off because the optics would look like a blatant abuse of power. But since we’ve already been caught abusing power to prosecute our political rivals... fuck it! Let’s go #LockHerUp.”